If you've somehow managed to stumble upon my profile, apologies.

Prepare to be disappointed:
Louder than God's revolver, and twice as shiny.
Cutie, with a booty.
Retired Emo kid. RIP
Kawaii af.
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
5'4 Ball of rage.
Old, but not wise.
Ugliest crier.
A big ole' wimp, with too many emotions.
The only men I'm interested in, is ramen. So please, send noods.
Butts are cool, but don't be one.