FordyTwo
Ford Prefect
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, United States
"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
"You gave me woof, Ted. The power to bark, Ted! And I was trapped, because in all of this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world, I, alone, have no Maw! No paw! No tail! Never for me to plunge my paws in cool water on a hot day! Never for me to bite Mozart while in the thralls of ivory keys of a forte-piano! NEVER FOR ME TO LICK SKIN! I… I was in Hell, looking at Heaven."
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May 26 @ 1:55pm 
Jenkem is a purported inhalant and hallucinogen created from fermented human waste. In the mid-1990s, it was reported to be a popular street drug among Zambian youth, created by placing feces and urine in a bottle or a bucket, sealing it with a balloon or lid and leaving it to ferment in the sun; afterwards they would inhale the gases generated.
Sep 10, 2024 @ 6:14pm 
Hey bro u aint answer ur phone but I need fent hmu asap thx
Jul 7, 2023 @ 8:22pm 
^•ﻌ•^ฅ♡
Jan 30, 2022 @ 3:23pm 
+REP Yeah this guy is a pretty good gamer but I would give it a minute before you add him, I've noticed since he switched medication that he's been... acting a little funny, yeah. The lights are on but nobody's home, y'know? He keep bringing up "global anarchy" whatever that's suppose to mean and keeps insisting he knows the "butt-stuff lore."
No hate man, he's a cool gamer and whatnot but I'll be damned if he isn't plotting something sinister, miiiight wanna keep you chat open just in case this guy says something worth noting.
Dec 20, 2016 @ 1:03pm 
Let's yiff my dude
Dec 3, 2016 @ 4:29am 
:o