oh that's pretty cool

It was a cool winter morning. I went outside to check on my xmas decorations when all of a sudden a big fuccin snorlax was staring me down. Before I could move he winked and preceded to fire the halo rings. Everything before me exploded into confetti. I thought to myself. Nice on, wanker. Nice on.

what is happening to this world for this to have been spawned, which sealed depth was unsealed to release you??

It was a slightly foggy morning when I decided I wanted to go outside and give the air a solid sniff. It was when I walked outside though that I noticed something off. Out of nowhere there she was, Mick aka Mickie. I took a quick glance to make sure my old foe Niner(nine toes) wasn't around after she KO'ed my ankle. That quick glance proved to be fatal though. Mickie was on top of me 117 feet in the air. She whipped out her "sword" and hit me with a down stroke of her "blade". Before I knew it I was dead yet again. Murdered by her female man sword. My ghost thought to himself "fucc me lass, I didn't expect to be murdered like Smash Melee fox killing Kirby for being a quirky pink coont."

So there I was just walkin and vibin when the girl walks up to me. I think nothing much of it cause you know Im too busy being just flat out stupid like usua. Out of nowhere she goes "Yo broski I noticed that hair of yours it pretty wild(she says this while pulling out an Uno wild card). I say "Uhhhhhhhhh thanks" and go on my way. SHE THEN STRAIGHT UP WITH ALL NINE OF HER TOES runs after me and tokoyo drifts past me and shatters my left ankle. Before I can fully react Running in the 90s kicks off in the background and she vanishes. Im left there thinking to myself "Hot damn, what a..." followed by me then dying from ankle death.

no no no, I am deep down

You really be a deep down while Im out here vibing

Hey I am more like, while you are like

Javi all like and Im just all like but really feeling

oh I guess

you could be better

and reading rainbow could be better so

I'm not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ karen ya koont

"rEaDiNG rAInBOW cOuld bE BEtTeR" - KarenJava

Reading Rainbow could be better

cause I dont

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT READING RAINBOW IS??!?!?!??!?!

also, should I know what a reading rainbow is?

I love me some IED's

IED

Reading Rainbow!
Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high
Take a look, it's in a book,
A Reading Rainbow!
I can go anywhere
Friends to know, and ways to grow
A Reading Rainbow!

I can be anything
Take a look, it's in a book
A Reading Rainbow
Reading Rainbow!
Ooooooooooh

jeez, 31 pages of comments on my profile, since 2015, what ♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirdos

no

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Nonne audire tibi semper in extrema tardantur condicione Darth Plagueis Sapientium? Nec cogitavi. Est fabulam Jedi ut non dicam tibi. Suus 'a legend com. Darth Plagueis erat Tenebrosi Domini com tam graves et sapientes uti potestate movere midichlorians creare animam ... Et talis cognitio IIT se custodiunt firmos pensi moreretur. Vim licet appelles tenebris parte iter multis virtutibus aliqui opinantur hoc esse contra naturam. Tanta fuit timebat perdere solum ... potestas denique quod sane fecit. Infeliciter, eius discipulo quae non sciebam, et docuit: et occisus est in somno suo discipulo. Irrisorie. Alios salvos fecit morti ipsum.

Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
All my memories gather round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice, in the morning hour she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
And driving down the road I get a feeling
That I should have been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, down country roads
Take me home, down country roads

Nooooo

You don't

How do I learn this power?

Goes To church With Captain Falcon ! . "Show Me Your Bible!" " I don't have it sir" ? "Falcon Punch!" Turns you to dust

We cant do ♥♥♥♥ now

Well ♥♥♥♥

Iwata arrives, ready to stop him. Ready to stop the menace.
Iwata pulls out his Wii Katana and slashes the Lynchintons jugular!
Lynchinton collpases but respawns twice as strong!
Lynchington wapeeshes again hitting Iwata's kidney!
Iwata deflects with a gamecube and retaliates with a wii it board ICBM!
Lynchington explodes into flaming confetti.
Though Iwata destroyed the tryannt it is said that Lynchington lives on, probably somewhere in
Florida as he has a homestead there.

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

In his dungeon, he lynches all day. Just like a demon from the underworld.
Here he arrives, oh not again! Can he ever be stopped?
Wapeesh goes his whip! MY GOD! HE'S TOO POWERFUL!

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They call him Lord Lynchington

In his lane, he revs his engine. Just like a pro from the 'hood
Here he comes, oh once again! Can he ever be stopped for good?
Exceed the speed limit, exceed the speed limit, exceed the speed limit-mit-mit-
mit! Mit, mit, mit, my God!
He's fast! Oh watch him go by!

Saint Mattis will protect me

No, crap

MIYAMOTO BANZAI

Forgive a me

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Pinochet has sent Gatochet to lynch you heretic!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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PINOCHET IS PISSED YOU HERETIC!

Oh ♥♥♥♥

Han solo

Nah