oh that's pretty cool

It was a cool winter morning. I went outside to check on my xmas decorations when all of a sudden a big fuccin snorlax was staring me down. Before I could move he winked and preceded to fire the halo rings. Everything before me exploded into confetti. I thought to myself. Nice on, wanker. Nice on.

what is happening to this world for this to have been spawned, which sealed depth was unsealed to release you??

It was a slightly foggy morning when I decided I wanted to go outside and give the air a solid sniff. It was when I walked outside though that I noticed something off. Out of nowhere there she was, Mick aka Mickie. I took a quick glance to make sure my old foe Niner(nine toes) wasn't around after she KO'ed my ankle. That quick glance proved to be fatal though. Mickie was on top of me 117 feet in the air. She whipped out her "sword" and hit me with a down stroke of her "blade". Before I knew it I was dead yet again. Murdered by her female man sword. My ghost thought to himself "fucc me lass, I didn't expect to be murdered like Smash Melee fox killing Kirby for being a quirky pink coont."