Yeah so, I got this thing in the mail today, and I have to say... I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it.

The feel of the thing is offputting, like these guys used plastic for the controller which is very disappointing, but even worse, its monotextured and if you sniff it hard, it even smells like plastic. From all the snot and saliva that got slobbered onto this thing, I can also tell you that the texture doesnt stop the input from being slippery, which is a problem if you gift this controller to your disabled friend who keeps drooling on everything, or if you have a dog and you accidentally smeared this thing with peanut butter.

Gyro controls? I dont know man, people keep talking about it as if its the hottest ♥♥♥♥ around the block, but genuinely? What does it even do? I turned it on and it doesnt do anything. I hold my controller still just to see what it does and it doesnt do anything, so like???? I turned it off later because it didnt do anything.

Also, dont get me started on the puck, why would you ever use this thing fr, just use a USB cable.

Now, the back buttons. I hate them. No matter how I grip my controller I keep pressing them. I searched far and wide online to find backplates that can get rid of the backbuttons and I found some which I ordered. This thing is way overpriced to be honest for how terrible it was.

When I opened up the controller with my LTT store DOT COM ratcheting screwdriver, I was surprised to see a removable battery, which genuinely is a security concern. Valve, what the ♥♥♥♥ did you do? worst product I ever bought.