ROLAND BARTHES SIMPSON
augustus (NOT GLOOP)
Massachusetts, United States
i don't like playing video games :milkFu:

MESSAGE ME YOUR IP ADDRESS
i don't like playing video games :milkFu:

MESSAGE ME YOUR IP ADDRESS
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about me
hello my name is augustus :D:

my favorite game is team fortress 2 and i enjoy playing scout :blockhead: and demoman :demoticon: and heavy :gravestone: (gravestone to memorialize the heavy update that wil; never come)
please direct any complaints to https://forms.gle/pXoFxZShMKpYR5ZM6 :2016watermelon:

randy fowler was my 1000th *stock* grenade launcher kill :me::me:

scattergun stats before trade away listed below :((
- 4687 kills
- 206 medic kills
- 124 point blank kills
(strang e parts added at ~2000 kills)

hot rod killstreak fan and rust botkiller enthusiast :sticky:

#1 collector of wilson weaves IN THE WORLD (110 genuine, 36 unique and counting) and the owner of the only killstreak wilson weave :dswilson:

craft # weaves owned: #5, #22, #76

JIMMY CARTER AND/OR CS2 PLAYERS DO NOT INTERACT :MrSarcastic:

med down :FlyingFlat:

trade offer: https://www.48675488.xyz/tradeoffer/new/?partner=119155368&token=wtkg6cWD
Review Showcase
2,070 Hours played
i have attachment issues
Recent Activity
2,070 hrs on record
last played on May 9
26 hrs on record
last played on May 6
129 hrs on record
last played on May 4
May 8 @ 2:26pm 
sick movement on sunshine earlier, loved the gameplay. added!
Jan 24 @ 9:17pm 
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🟦✨ Elite Gaming Legend ✨🟦

🚀⭐ Let’s party up again soon ⭐🚀

🌟🔥 Wishing you an absolutely epic day 🔥🌟

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Jan 7 @ 9:52pm 
hot githyanki gf :laezelangry:
Sep 9, 2025 @ 12:03pm 
sometimes i remember that i tell people i know in real life that i play team fortress 2 and i wonder if they look down upon me because of it
Aug 9, 2025 @ 12:59pm 
+rep awesome player, insane shots, add me for more! :D
May 17, 2025 @ 5:30pm 
hi bro! add me please :)