Number 1 is battle healer.

Number 2 is Valkyrie cuz she can just spin around on your dih all day infact by the time you nut your dih is already sucked into her puh by how fast she's spinning.

Number 3 is archer queen now archer queen might be a controversial pick but she's good cuz of her ability to go invisible for a short period of time. That means whenever your wife comes into the room archer queen can just go invisible and your wife would never know.

Number 4 is is snow golem, the reason why he's here is cuz he can turn your nuh into a Popsicle making your nuh turn in to a nice frozen treat for later.

Number 5 is going to be three musketeers, I mean do I have to explain three baddies at once. Chunky™

The reason why battle healer is the best person to crack in cr is cuz of her ability to heal. She can constantly heal you so if you got a std she'd just heal you up. Also she could torture you for days and you'd never die cuz she's healing you (some people like that). Battle healer can also cut your dih off and use it as a dildo but when when does cut if off she can just heal you up so your dih grows back. She can also replenish your nut and stamina so when you nut or run out of stamina she can just replenish that and you can go on forever. So yeah that's why battle healer is the most crackable female in clash Royale. Chunky™