"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!" Mr. Torgue,

"LOTTA PEOPLE BEEN ASKIN' WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITHA DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BULLSH*T!" Mr Torgue,

“...” Gordon Freeman,

"I sit in my cubicle, here on the motherworld. When I die, they will put my body in a box, and dispose of it in the cold ground. And in all the million ages to come, I will never breathe, or laugh, or twitch again. So won't you run and play with me here among the teeming mass of humanity? The universe has spared us this moment."