we all know who dale is no cap

dude literally changes his name at least 4x a week lmao #couldn'tbeme

what if i got elbow deep in yo booty, and started twistin around in dat bit - and then i brought it back up, and started POUNDIN innit like mike tyson. whats you gon do? you gon fight me for that booty? or is you gon sit there and let me take that booty?

stupid ♥♥♥♥

universal truths:
gimmick'd my way to high elo
undeserving of my rank
every win is a chance
every loss is my fault
no passion no fun
no energy no hobbies
no skills no interests
no desires no needs
no wants no joy
no happiness no feelings
no thoughts no emotions
no anger no sadness no life
no friends no opinions no motives
no reasons no pain no fear no regrets

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