My ex friend who (allegedly) jacked off to animal hospital fart porn in VC was just reported as missing after running away from their home because we cut them off

How could I turn down the man who charmed every woman in Tokyo? The man of 5. The devil of men, the man among men, the ruler of men, the authority of men—there is no woman who wouldn't want to date the man master.

1. How to Suck a Clit.

My fem friend asked me to write this for the public good,
so I'm rewriting the clit-sucking method.

The clit is homologous to the penis, you see.
The clit has a glans too.

When it gets erect, the glans pops out like bam!
If you yank the hood off right before erection and rub it all rough,

The super sensitive clit goes ugh ♥♥♥♥! and kills off its sensitivity.

So, make sure to arouse it gradually
until it naturally gets erect and emerges.

I'll tell you about ways to arouse it gradually.

First off, since it's an extremely sensitive organ,
you can't just dive in and suck it right away.

Kiss the perineum and the inner thighs, the outer labia next to the clit,
wander around the perineum above the anus, etc.,

and give it some soft pecks.

land blubber

I understand now how scary being a mouse must be.

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