I bought this game fully expecting a high-tier waifu simulator packed with gorgeous anime girls and spicy, uncensored NSFW content, but my disappointment is immeasurable. Every single scene is completely devoid of thick anime thighs and degenerate ecchi fan service, which immediately drops the rating down to zero. Instead of getting to romance a beautiful, visual-novel-style anime girl, the game forces me to stare at a deeply depressed, middle-aged French dad who desperately needs a shower. (me too).

I am currently playing as Madison, and the only reason I haven't uninstalled yet is because I'm frantically praying her chapter finally introduces some wild, uncensored NSFW plot twists to save me from this dry spell. My quick-time event reflexes are completely shot because I'm too busy looking for hidden adult mods or any sign of a pixelated anime girl on my screen. This entire experience is just a 10-hour panic attack where I keep mashing the keyboard, hoping a random button combo will accidentally unlock a secret, high-octane NSFW cutscene.

If you are looking to guide a wholesome, non-anime cast through a rainstorm without accidentally getting them killed because your hands are shaking from lack of fan service, this is the game for you.

The rain literally never stops, my keyboard is sweating, I desperately need a shower just like Ethan Mars, and there are still absolutely zero anime waifus or NSFW rewards in sight.

Solid 2/10