26 years of gooning later
Chris
Sheffield, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
YEENER


Stupid Quotes and Stuff:

"Shoot your Gu my dood" - Rainbow Six sometimeish

Garugamesh hungers for souls.

"I need to meet my daily shanking quota" - Cytato

"There's no kill like overkill *launches RPG*" - sea based killing machine

Never forget the olgineer. May his mini-sentries live on.

I'm sorry. Your condition has advanced to terminal 7...

I'll DDOS your nan's life support AND your washing machine!

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocoust." - Greg

"Need help?" - Kippsee

Crits, grab em while ya can lads. Crits, phloggy-woggy-woggy!

"You know whats a funny meme? Old women having to pay taxes." -Shrk

"Blow job? Blow unemployment." - Rai

"Boiling ice water. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apricot." - Gordon Ramsay

"Chat ♥♥♥♥ get banged." - Rhoost

"Hurry up ♥♥♥♥ flicks, we're being chased by nerds." - DurrHurrDurr

Raptor Jesus is the true messiah

"I have broken my leg. I will express my pain with the only emotion I know, sexual tension." - Playingtehgaem

"knock em out and your good to go!" - noobkang

Ahh yes, that classic Bob Ross episode where he paints the home of dark lord Baphomet, bringer of suffering and despair.

"Why not download more ram?" - Nabby Narwhal

Gettin' real tired of your ♥♥♥♥ my child.

"In 1 million years, oil made of hitler will be put into a car and that will be the plot of Cars Fuhrer. Anne Frank comes back too as Van Frank." - Rhoos

"Are you smarter than an unconcious 12 year old?" - Georglforgl

"Why can't we start a third holocaust in Kazakhstan?" - sharki

Electronic scraps

Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too soon to explore the universe. Born just in time to browse dank memes.

You dense mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Hey, pick a number from 1 to 100. Oh, you are correct, the number was ♥♥♥♥.

"Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying." - Soundboard Ramsay

"Eat a snickers because your not you when your not you." - christian danish pastry

"Everyone just has to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday don't they..." - Shark Butt

What's in the bag? It's people? Oh nooooo!

"Just because you accidently tried to kill yourself..." - shrk

"Finna nut, can you use it in a sentence? Yes: I'm finna nut" - Josh

"My arms are so thin, I call them boneless pizza" - joe

"Have you touched a breast today? Why yes, yes I have" - danilol

"What is this mickey mouse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I see before my very eyes." - Py

How could we have forgotten the strongest of the Pillar Men, Lil Jon?

I like my coffee how I like my jokes about how I like my coffee: I don't.

"He ate him... with his ♥♥♥♥?" - a reptile

HELP ME. HELP. ME.

BIT CONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECC

"I thought of a beese churger at work and just started laughing like an idiot" - Gorgletto

"Livin life in the sad lane" - Laurennnnenen

"Whoever thought of spaghetti is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥, like who looks at some pasta and says this would be better if it was long" - Jivey Wivey

"That was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ play since the Tiaman Square Massacre" - Jivelle again

Mirror mirror on the wall, who will torture my ♥♥♥♥ and balls?

God cucked Joseph? "Yeah and Joseph is mad, he's coming back and he's ready to get down" - Daxxxxxxxx

"Don't yuck his yum" -vaaarg

"nipples are just brail" - skyeyeyey

"the boy need his bovril help him" - jiby

"if you cut him up you could make an exodia out of him" - rore

"dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. made you out of clay. dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, you are really gay" - doodery

how to spell because: BOILED EGGS CAUSE AUTISM UNANIMOUSLY EXPERTS AGREE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ speaking in moon runes. - dog man

"Why are you so obsessed with dog food Chris?" - Salmon Slice

I don't really add stuff to this list anymore, it's been a fun ride :) - Floof 2019

for what it's worth, I'm sorry sharky
YEENER


Stupid Quotes and Stuff:

"Shoot your Gu my dood" - Rainbow Six sometimeish

Garugamesh hungers for souls.

"I need to meet my daily shanking quota" - Cytato

"There's no kill like overkill *launches RPG*" - sea based killing machine

Never forget the olgineer. May his mini-sentries live on.

I'm sorry. Your condition has advanced to terminal 7...

I'll DDOS your nan's life support AND your washing machine!

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocoust." - Greg

"Need help?" - Kippsee

Crits, grab em while ya can lads. Crits, phloggy-woggy-woggy!

"You know whats a funny meme? Old women having to pay taxes." -Shrk

"Blow job? Blow unemployment." - Rai

"Boiling ice water. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apricot." - Gordon Ramsay

"Chat ♥♥♥♥ get banged." - Rhoost

"Hurry up ♥♥♥♥ flicks, we're being chased by nerds." - DurrHurrDurr

Raptor Jesus is the true messiah

"I have broken my leg. I will express my pain with the only emotion I know, sexual tension." - Playingtehgaem

"knock em out and your good to go!" - noobkang

Ahh yes, that classic Bob Ross episode where he paints the home of dark lord Baphomet, bringer of suffering and despair.

"Why not download more ram?" - Nabby Narwhal

Gettin' real tired of your ♥♥♥♥ my child.

"In 1 million years, oil made of hitler will be put into a car and that will be the plot of Cars Fuhrer. Anne Frank comes back too as Van Frank." - Rhoos

"Are you smarter than an unconcious 12 year old?" - Georglforgl

"Why can't we start a third holocaust in Kazakhstan?" - sharki

Electronic scraps

Born too late to explore the Earth. Born too soon to explore the universe. Born just in time to browse dank memes.

You dense mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Hey, pick a number from 1 to 100. Oh, you are correct, the number was ♥♥♥♥.

"Get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ or get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying." - Soundboard Ramsay

"Eat a snickers because your not you when your not you." - christian danish pastry

"Everyone just has to have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday don't they..." - Shark Butt

What's in the bag? It's people? Oh nooooo!

"Just because you accidently tried to kill yourself..." - shrk

"Finna nut, can you use it in a sentence? Yes: I'm finna nut" - Josh

"My arms are so thin, I call them boneless pizza" - joe

"Have you touched a breast today? Why yes, yes I have" - danilol

"What is this mickey mouse ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I see before my very eyes." - Py

How could we have forgotten the strongest of the Pillar Men, Lil Jon?

I like my coffee how I like my jokes about how I like my coffee: I don't.

"He ate him... with his ♥♥♥♥?" - a reptile

HELP ME. HELP. ME.

BIT CONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECC

"I thought of a beese churger at work and just started laughing like an idiot" - Gorgletto

"Livin life in the sad lane" - Laurennnnenen

"Whoever thought of spaghetti is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥, like who looks at some pasta and says this would be better if it was long" - Jivey Wivey

"That was the biggest ♥♥♥♥ play since the Tiaman Square Massacre" - Jivelle again

Mirror mirror on the wall, who will torture my ♥♥♥♥ and balls?

God cucked Joseph? "Yeah and Joseph is mad, he's coming back and he's ready to get down" - Daxxxxxxxx

"Don't yuck his yum" -vaaarg

"nipples are just brail" - skyeyeyey

"the boy need his bovril help him" - jiby

"if you cut him up you could make an exodia out of him" - rore

"dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. made you out of clay. dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, you are really gay" - doodery

how to spell because: BOILED EGGS CAUSE AUTISM UNANIMOUSLY EXPERTS AGREE

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ speaking in moon runes. - dog man

"Why are you so obsessed with dog food Chris?" - Salmon Slice

I don't really add stuff to this list anymore, it's been a fun ride :) - Floof 2019

for what it's worth, I'm sorry sharky
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