cat made out of lettuce
Drew
Vatican City State (Holy See)
king of the video game you're currently playing

see my profile info showcase if you want actual info about me
king of the video game you're currently playing

see my profile info showcase if you want actual info about me
Currently Online
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I'm Mr. GHOSTS, but everyone calls me something different. It's a good idea to add a nickname to me.

I'm one of the staff members for the LazyPurple Silly Servers community and have been associated with the group for ~12 years as of April 2026.
If you have a concern in regards to the servers (i.e. a server ban, server donation questions, etc.) please join the Discord server found in the Steam group linked below and use the corresponding #help channel:
- Steam Group

Be wary as there are impersonators of me out there. I do not conduct trades outside of this account - unless it's linked on this profile, it is not me.
Always check to ensure that the inventory has an Unusual Haunted Ghosts Brainiac Hairpiece, as this is a 1-of-1 Unusual that I consider my trademark.

About Me
I work as a technical support technician for a security technologies company based out of the East Coast. That said, I am located on the West Coast and as a result I'll usually only be around during evening hours in those timezones.

I am a hobbyist ROM hacker/programmer, specializing in 65c816 Assembly.

My birthday is in mid-February, but I don't care to share a specific date unless I somewhat know you.

My favorite Steam game is Team Fortress 2 which is what I'll usually be playing. Specifically, I enjoy ctf_2fort and you'll find me there most of the time.
I have a large quantity of hours because up until around ~2017, I played TF2 on an awful laptop. Sometimes the TF2 process would simply not terminate properly or I'd leave it open because it'd take ~20 minutes to boot the game up.

I used to do a lot of trading and have amassed a pretty large inventory which you can view externally below:
- backpack.tf: https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198052793694
These days, I do not do much trading, but I may seek out things that interest me from time to time.
My favorite Unusual effect is Haunted Ghosts .

I've been playing TF2 since late 2011, and have experience in most aspects of the game -- server administration, plugin development, model making, map making, etc.
By no means a master at any single thing, but I am somewhat prideful of being more knowledgeable than most.

I never delete comments (aside from obvious scam bots) because it's funnier when people accuse me of cheating.
Workshop Showcase
Green: Malachite Maelstrom (unusual_vortex_green_parent) Purple: Eldritch Eye (unusual_vortex_purple_parent) Team-Colored: Radiant Rift (unusual_vortex_teamcolor_red_parent & unusual_vortex_teamcolor_blue_parent) Spooky portal but this time I made it less
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Status - Pending, Created by - cat made out of lettuce
Screenshot Showcase
we did it
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Recent Activity
2,566 hrs on record
last played on Apr 26
8.2 hrs on record
last played on Apr 15
May 12 @ 1:44am 
also, he has straight up nsfw lolicon porn on at least two of his objectors, this being one of them: https://backpack.tf/item/15659475851
so, pedophile identified i guess? i wasn't even looking for that but it's good to know!
May 12 @ 1:35am 
his entire gimmick is to charge the classic around the corner and shoot before people get a chance to react. hard to say if he's cheating or not, but my teammates sure think so (incl. someone who had 2x his hours)

either way, his gameplan falls apart once you just pay attention to where his tracer goes and then just hardscoping that corner
May 12 @ 1:30am 
three people on my team called wise monk out for cheating over comms incl. an spy who he pre-aimed at while they were invis (which i was spectating at the time conveniently enough)

then he proceeded to lose the sniper 1v1 and stopped trying to engage with me at all (no words in chat were ever exchanged)
May 12 @ 12:45am 
Obvious cheater, massive cornball, gets rage baited by people just playing the game.
May 8 @ 10:16am 
got any beanbags I can borrow?
May 2 @ 5:53pm 
schisei why did you make your profile private? also, considering you cared about me apparently having VAC banned friends, why do you have 3 VAC banned friends and numerous game, community, or sourcebanned friends? why is one of the VAC banned friends +repping you?
https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198127476771

just asking questions.