Recent reviews by Sevo Vegas

Damn you capcom for making me want to have children sooner when I can't even afford to quadpay a dominos pizza. I know how brutal having kids too early is (look at our parents). But if capcom influenced at least one Japanese man and woman to have a child to combat their birthing crisis, hell even a westerner, then the game accomplished its mission. I'm a sucker for autonomous AI and robots slowly going through existential transformation (NiER, NIKKE, GitS, Persona 3 , etc) and this also does the trick. Besides that, it is a callback to the simple PS3/Xbox 360 era of games, sort of like a more endearing dead space with robots. Dad Space as is the common colloquialism for this game. Pretty simple, which isn't a con at all, rather a pro in many cases. In fact, it gets progressively more intuitive as you play with more options for attacks and customizations. The dynamic-duo system where you both upgrade and progress feels really good, especially the tandem hacking/shooter combos. There's weight and impact and the game is gorgeous with its environment, enemy and character designs, and particle effects A textbook example of great linear game design and progression. But for me, the game shines brightest in the quite moments at base where you and Diana talk and as you progress and it starts to resemble a real home for Diana. This game is Capcom's masterclass if you are outside of the RE ecosystem.

Every time I play this game it warms my heart and hits me right in the feels. Not in a sad way, but in a happy way that makes a 200 lbs 26 year old black man feel warm and fuzzy all around. This is most definitely a GOTY contender and deserves its flowers. A perfectly lengthen ride that will have you ditching your contraceptives in a heart beat for just an ounce of wholesomeness and joy which Diana provides as a little adoptive robo daughter...just be careful though. Real kids are DEFINETLY NOT the same, makes you wanna comm more often than not but nonetheless. The most wholesome game I've ever played in quite some time.

This game is unironically better than Stack Overflow because my questions are actually answered and no one's an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to me. Still don't know how to program though but still kino regardless. Made me realize how much work actually goes into programming software. Truly a labor of love like none other.

Horse puh.

Waiting for the MLP collab to TRULY goon out!

Mexican open-mic complete with heavy breathing, loud music, babies crying, a woman yelling in Spanish, and babies crying in the background all whilst doing everything BUT PTFOing.

Yea, I'm thinking we're back.

It amazes me how Borderlands is the only game series I can think of in which the games are consistently ♥♥♥♥ with amazing gameplay.

This nimrod really looked at a pizza in the oven and decided that since the cheese was melted on the top, it was ready to eat.

Randy Pitchford needs to share the same share the same prison cell Diddy's currently occupying. Maybe they can both show each other some "magic tricks" involving their anuses, while in the mean time, the real hard working dev team that actually cares actively fixes this catastrophe of a launch.

Gentrified Marines II

N**ga simulator 2024.

One of the greatest games I've ever had the pleasure of playing as a JRPG and SMT fan (and no I'm not glazing, it's THAT good). If you love racism and discrimination BUY THIS GAME, this is YOUR GAME.

Dis es zo frabbin gah! ea es frabbit

That's Simlish for 'This is so freaking good, EA is ♥♥♥♥♥♥'

You can tell this was made from a Korean dev, which isn't a bad thing at all, just has that distinct identity to it. Really great character editor I'd say that's almost on par with Black Desert Online's and Honey Select (iykyk wink wink). It's really graphically impressive, it reminds me of peak NVIDIA tech demo says showcasing Visionworks and their Super Sampling with pretty gyals.

There are some things I'd like to see in the final version like more points where you can edit ( hand or feet size, mouth angles, head size, and a few other body features.) and more hair options for black people (WE'RE SICK OF THE KILLMONGER HAIRCUT COTDAMNIT!). Also has slight optimization issues, with a couple instances of micro-stuttering and freezing on initial setup and loading screen and game seems to be pretty GPU-dependent but also make sure your RAM and CPU is good.

But we know this is gonna have the same amount of features or even more than the 800 dollars worth of booty sequestering DLC that Sims 4 has. Also for those who are turned off by Paralives' graphics, this will be your best bet for a more realistic alternative. This is definitely my dream game and a Sims killer if they can stick the landing.

Sul Sul! Glaba Gleen Aka Slash Teebe!

When I get the bubble guts now, my toilet experiences a Behemoth typhoon.

FINALLY! A difficulty option that perfectly suits me!